masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(via zack-fucking-merrick)

dutchster:

i wonder how many bullets have unintentionally hit insects while being shot

(via dutchster)

peterthestarcatcher:

*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

(via epic-humor)

lap1sinth3sky:

yesicanbelieveit:

so-so-lovely:

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

image

JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

The year is 2016, a new cult of Death Eaters has arisen and left Europe in ruins. You travel to London to find the leader and destroy the group once and for all.

(Source: penishole, via vvidget)

lokiherethen:

megustamemes:

Buff Kangaroo strikes a pose.

That’s slightly really fuckin scary